YOU JUST LET THREE CARS IN FRONT OF YOU! THREE! DO YOU HATE YOURSELF?! DO YOU WANT TO ARRIVE AT YOUR DESTINATION BY SUNDOWN?! GO! GO GO GO GO GO—
Camera points at the driver’s seat. The driver looks calm, hands at 10 and 2. Behind them, greenscreened in the back seat (or replacing the windshield entirely) is Tyler1, mid-meltdown. When you drive a car-TYLER1 GREENSCREEN--LONGES...
THAT WAS A STALE YELLOW! YOU HAD FOUR SECONDS! YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT! I'VE SEEN SLOTHS WITH BETTER REACTION TIME! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE AND MY SANITY IN THIS GREENScreen— YOU JUST LET THREE CARS IN FRONT OF YOU
I'll just let that semi pass first.
Tyler1 collapses face-first onto the greenscreen floor, still twitching. When you drive a car-TYLER1 GREENSCREEN--LONGES...