The University of San Gregorio had a secret. It wasn’t the forbidden grimoire in the library’s sub-basement, nor the ghost that moaned in the women’s restroom on Thursdays. It was smaller. Hungrier. And infinitely more organized.
The monocled rat sniffed. “We grade all the papers. Someone has to. Your colleague, Professor Pacheco, has been awarding A’s for work that misspells ‘epistemology’ as ‘epistemo-logy.’ With a hyphen. A hyphen , Dr. Mendoza. We are not barbarians.” RATOS-A- DE ACADEMIA -
“Page one hundred forty-two: ‘The verb ‘to be’ in Mycenaean Linear B…’—incorrect. The dative plural is missing the iota subscript. Fail. ” The University of San Gregorio had a secret