I should have been jealous. Other men worry about coworkers, exes, Tinder notifications. I worried about a 12-gigabyte folder labeled “Enemies to Lovers – Nordic Noir Edition.” She had a whole taxonomy. Slow burn. Forced proximity. Amnesia-induced second chance. She spoke about these tropes the way priests speak about grace.
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The next morning, she deleted the stalled file. I should have been jealous